This is Stink Dog.
It smells like sardines and looks like a frayed carpet.
Not only is Stink Dog ugly and stupid, but he also has a heart of gold.

Stink dog dreams of love.
But who falls for a mop now?
With the Guide for seducers, Stinkhond goes on a love path.
He falls head over heels for Zonderpoeha.
But she only likes poodles.
Can he still steal her heart with the help of the book?